So there’s this comic convention this weekend? Somewhere in California? Maybe some of you have heard of it. If you’re, you know, really into the scene and follow the obscure goings-on.
Obviously a lot of people are covering it; even real media show up to listen to Nicholas Cage talk about his new comic book. But over the next few days, I’m going to have all the scoops, the real news and big stories everyone’s going to be talking about.
But Ryan, you say, how are you going to do that? You’re in Toronto. You’re not even in the same time zone as the convention; on top of that, you have no contacts at all in the industry. And you expect us to believe you’re going to have news that the crack Newsarama and Wizard squads don’t get? WTF, dude?
All that is true. But I’ve discovered a no-fail method of getting all the hottest buzz from San Diego: I’m going to make it up.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, for the next few days I’m just going to make shit up. Not that I don’t do that anyway, but for the next few days, it’s going to be topical!
And you never know. Some of it might be so crazy it’ll be right.