Is this not the most bizarre-yet-totally-fitting piece of comic book news?
Seriously. Jenna Jameson. Virgin Comics. Greg Horn. “Provocative superheroine.” “Provocative and sexy, contains no nudity and is intended for a mainstream audience.”
I have no jokes about this at all. It’s like if you’re starving in the woods and a big, fat rabbit walks right in front of you but you’re too startled do do anything about it, and it scampers back in the woods.
It’s exactly like that. Only pornier.
ETA: I’d just like to say I’m ashamed of everyone who thought they were being clever by pointing out a porn star is working for Virgin. Do you people have no shame? The joke is practically in the press release. There’s shooting fish in a barrel, and then there’s dropping a hydrogen bomb on a dead fish lying in the middle of the road.
Standards, people.
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I hear they’re going to get Greg Land to illustrate it with tracings of photos from Ms. Magazine.
So then no different then the rest of his “art,” then?Hopefully the good news in all of this is maybe we can get some real artists doing covers for She-Hulk and Ms. Marvel.