Must… Protect… Groin!

Michael Turner’s Civil War cover: When “cool” poses go too far:

I mean, really. What the hell is he doing? He looks like he really needs to use a bathroom; the shield doesn’t quite cover the fact that Cap’s legs, groin and torso seem to meet at a very odd place.

At least it’s not another Wolverine “Look at me crouching, flexing and showing off my claws in such a way that would be utterly useless in a fight” cover.