I’m here to save you…

… but first, check out my great ass! And tits! And these high heels, which are just perfect for fighting crime and performing martial arts and acrobatics!

Okay, so she’s a lesbian socialite; we all get that. But is she also supposed to be a prostitute?

And when, oh when, will we see all those great Batman shots where he’s kicking a bad guy and thrusting out his ass and chest?

(From the preview at Newsarama.)