Author: Ryan

  • More Beetle in 2007!

    So, yeah, it’s January. New year. Yadda.

    Whatever. I’m back at work and my brain is bleeding. Only a little, mind you – nothing life-threatening. It may be shrinking, too, so that’s probably less blood to lose.

    Anyhow. Today’s ray of sunshine comes by way of John Rogers – the cover to Blue Beetle #14:

    Cully Hamner: No longer the interior artist, but still kicking some ass.

    Rogers has a pretty nifty blog, too.

    I’ll be coming up with some Best of 2006 lists in the next week or two, but I have to say that Blue Beetle might be my “monthly” favourite book that actually comes out every month. It’s not the best, but it’s still very enjoyable.

  • Today’s Google-riffic discovery

    Go to Google.com (Or Google.ca, or, probably, any Google variation)

    Click the link to “Preferences.”

    Under “Interface Language”, select “Bork Bork Bork.”

    Save preferences.

    Enjoy wackiness.

  • Dear Oni…

    You know I love you, right?

    You do such great stuff. An “Oni Press” label on a book means, at the very least, that it’s worth looking at. Both Queen & Country and Local are on my very short “Run to the Comic Shop on the day they come out” list. You brought the wonder that is Scott Pilgrim, to the world, and followed it up with Sharknife‘s mad-ass craziness. (I admit I didn’t try Side Scrollers – it looked like you were going back to the same well once too often)

    I know you’re not in an easy position: You’re competing for shelf space in a superhero-dominated directed market and fighting for bookstore shelf space with heavyweights like Tokyopop and Random House. A lot of your creators have higher-paying work with bigger publishers, or maybe they just have “real” jobs that keep them busy.

    But still: You’ve got to pull yourself together. I can’t think of any other publisher that has such a tendency towards books that are so late I wonder if they haven’t simply disappeared. Queen & Country has had enough problems without considering the two Declassified spinoffs: Even though Declassified III didn’t seem to have any problems on its own, it got held up by the massive delays to Declassified II. Despite enjoying the first issue of III, I never even bought the remainder, since I flat-out forgot about it. The first issue of II disappointed me, but I still would have bought the next issue if it hadn’t come out so late that I forgot all about it. Delays on the main series are bad enough: With complex plots, intrigue, and countless acronyms, the book becomes difficult to follow when it’s coming out every 4 or 5 months.

    And that’s not even counting the books that simply seem to disappear. My Inner Bimbo and Strangetown both debuted back in the spring, and neither has seen a second issue yet.


    It doesn’t help that you just don’t seem to communicate. According to your website, the fourth issue of My Inner Bimbo will be in stores… August 30, 2006. Queen & Country #32… September 27, 2006. Local #10 is still listed as November 15, even though #8 still hasn’t even come out.

    Like I said, I understand: Creators have lives, and other projects that may take priority. But it really wouldn’t hurt you to tell us about it: Set up a corner of yoru website for updates. They don’t have to be exact – something like “Queen & Country #32 should be out early in January 2007″, or “My Inner Bimbo won’t be out any time soon; we hope to resume publishing it by summer, 2007.”

    I don’t really know how you can fix some of the delays: Do more OGNs, perhaps, or make sure you’ve got multiple issues in the can when you’re doing a series with creators who have other significant commitments. But really, late books don’t bug me as much as simply having no idea when I’m going to see another issue. If you’re really unsure, just solicit books one issue at a time, as they’re done. I won’t mind. (Except for Queen & Country, where the story really benefits from being kept fairly close together.)

    I want to love you. I want to buy your books and tell all my friends how awesome they are. Stop making it so difficult.

  • Dear Penelope Cruz,

    I know you really want to be a Hollywood star. I’m sure it pays a lot better than being a Spanish movie star, and I can’t blame you for wanting the biggest and best career.

    But Hollywood movies are almost always in English. And unfortunately, that’s not your best language. Don’t get me wrong, you speak perfectly good English – you just don’t act as well in it.

    When you stick to Spanish, you’re radiant and charismatic, and can anchor an entire film. But when you switch to English, you’re just pretty, incidental scenery. As you get older, Hollywood will be looking for prettier, younger actresses to fill that role.

    Hollywood fame is fleeting and unpredictable. Your time as the Next Big Thing might already be over. Make more films in Spanish and you can be a great actress and a star whose light shines much, much longer.

    Please give it some thought. You know I’m only looking out for your best interests.

    (ps – You might want to mention this to Zhang Ziyi if you happen to run into her)

  • A Nice Story

    This story over at CSBG is just so awesome, cute, and sweet that I feel I should mention it: A little girl, her favourite author, and a comic book.

    I think I’m out of my funk now. I still need to spend less time blogging and more time working (not working at my job, mind you), but more blogging should resume shortly.

  • Julbock the Christmas Goat Returns

    Last year, I was quite fascinated to read about Julbock the Christmas Goat, a giant goat that’s built every year in the town of Gavle, Sweden. And almost every single year, the goat is burned down or otherwise destroyed. I can’t entirely explain why, but I just think it’s awesome.
    Julbock is back this year, for his fortieth anniversary, and officials claim he’s totally fireproof now. We shall see; it’s probably only a matter of time before someone mounts an all-out attack with a flame thrower. But this year, at least, you can follow the action as it happens on the Julbock Cam.

  • Britney Spears makes a good point

    No, I didn’t think I’d ever write that, either.

    But absurd though it may seem, the success of Britney Spears may be amusingly relevant to some of the controversy surrounding DC’s Minx line.

    The primary concern (beyond institutional sexism) is that female writers are better suited to writing to a female audience, whether artistically or commercially. Britney obviously can’t speak to anything artistic, but it’s fair to say she knows a thing or two about commercial success. And Baby one more time, an album that was quite popular with a young, female audience, was written and produced entirely by men. Several of the songs sung by this nubile young schoolgirl were penned by Jorgen Elofsson, a Swedish man in his late thirties. Britney’s second album boasts the same story: A completely male production team. Teenagers may have loved to hear Britney sing, but they were hearing the words and music of a bunch of old men. Examining the songwriting credits of neary any teen pop diva’s albums will yield similar results.

    Comic books aren’t quite the same thing, as the writer’s name is visible on the cover. And I would hope that Minx is shooting for higher artistic standards than the early pop hits of Britney Spears. But it does show that people in general, and teens in particular, will buy any message as long as it speaks to them and it’s packaged attractively; they really don’t care where it comes from. While I’d normally be loathe to use Britney as evidence of anything, it does seem commercially relevant when you’ve already hired a top marketing agency to sell a product to teenage girls. Teens won’t swallow anything you give them, but when they do they usually do it gusto.

  • It’s Just Too Easy: My Own Moratorium Request

    Making fun of Wizard is like complaining that Maxim doesn’t spend enough time discussing Margaret Atwood. It’s like pointing out that the films of Michael Bay don’t spend enough time on quiet character development. It’s like walking into a pornography store that’s plastered its windows with semi-naked women and posters with titles like School Bitches in Heat and then being offended at the videos inside.

    It is not only beating a dead horse, it is continuing to beat the horse’s coffin during the funeral, digging up the horse two weeks later and setting fire to it, and then shooting the ashes out of a howitzer.

    Wizard is a pretty crap magazine that exists to deliver hype for superhero comics for an adolescent (whether in body or mind) male audience. It sucks that it’s the most prominent and widely-read publication devoted to comics, but blame the market for that. Can we stop pointing out how sucky it is? It’s pretty obvious to anyone who cares to look.

  • This Just In

    Stuart Immonen is even better than I thought he was. And I thought he was pretty darned good already. He’s not J.H. Williams, but man, he’s good.

    The tenth issue of Nextwave sees the team members re-imagined in Forbush Vision. While Warren Ellis gives them each an alternate reality backstory (with narration inspired by Brendan McCarthy’s issue of Solo), Immonen turns chameleon for each story: Monica’s story is done in the story of Paul Pope, Machine Man’s tale of bureaucracy has a Dan Clowes influence, and Elsa Bloodstone appears in a perfect Mignola homage. I’m not sure who he’s emulating for the Captain’s story, but it’s pretty darned good, too.

    I’m really going to miss this book. And I’m torn over whether to follow Immonen to Ultimate Spider-Man. On the one hand, he’s a great artist and I want to see more of his work. On the other, it just feels like he’ll be wasted on a fairly straightforward Bendis book. He should be working with Grant Morrison or Alan Moore on stories that let him spread his considerable artistic wings.

    Ah well. Two more issues of Nextwave goodness remain.