- If you’re going to be a master swordsman, women will only stand in your way, by either a) trying to convince you to give it all up and become a farmer, or b) chopping your arm off.
- If your arm is chopped off, it’s possible to walk for several miles before you eventually pass out.
- If your arm is chopped off, it’s relatively easy to become an accomplished swordsman using your other arm and devising an entirely new way of fighting.
- Handicapped people can make important contributions to society by killing lots of bad guys.
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2 Responses to “Things I’ve Learned from Kung Fu Movies: The One Armed Swordsman”
Hi, Ryan.You are funny with your comments about swordsman. My english is poor but I try to write english…Greetings from México.
Hey Ryan:Today is Bruce Lee’s birthday. He has 2 arms. But no sword. And he’s dead. Advantage: one-armed swordsman