I haven’t watched a new episode of The Simpsons in years. I’ve heard it’s been better recently, but I just can’t bring myself to care after so many years of mediocrity. But this is enough to pull me back for one episode: Alan Moore is going to appear on the Simpsons. That’s just so cool.

This guy’s walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can’t get out. A doctor passes by, and the guy shouts up, “Hey, you, can you help me out?” The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes…

A couple years too late with this, but I just watched the final episode of Angel. Lorne & Lindsey shocked me, and Wesley & Illyria ripped my heart out and jumped up and down on it. The whole thing was great. Some people seem to think I’m odd for this, but I’ve often preferred Angel…